Saturday, October 26, 2013

Male Thongs: Pros and Cons.....

      

Well..... When I asked for help on picking a topic for my blog, I never imagined this. LOL! Since my lovely cousin Mayra suggested this topic (due to my indiscreet bitstrip about my brother), I will proceed with such request and really find out the pros and cons.....

       Personally, a straight man wearing a thong..... Well.... He might like it in the ass, but hey, who Am I to judge. LMAO!

       Anyway, Seriously now, Here's what I found....

PROS......
       According to ehow.com (link provided below) a lot of dudes find thongs to be comfortable.... More comfortable than expected.... (Da fuck? Haha!) The reason is that the fitting of the thong actually prevents their junk from jiggling everywhere.... :/ (Eeeewwww!!!! Mental Pic!!!!!) I guess they say thongs are beneficial if you are consistently active. It ends the "Pros" by saying that it makes their ass "perkier"..... It makes it look more muscular... (Dude... is this real life?) and supposedly, some women find men who wear thongs sexy....

CONS......
       I was disappointed to read the cons. There is basically NO real cons to men thongs.... The only negative thing that ehow came up with was that maybe some poolsides wouldn't think a man showing his ass cheeks would be appropriate.... Some beaches don't want your ass out either and prohibit them and some country clubs as well.... Other than that, there are not really any cons.

       Well, there you have it. I am personally very appalled by these findings. Us girls have to worry about infections going from the poop hole to the Va-Jay-jay, but dudes can run around care free with thongs like they don't care! Hahaha!

Once again I find proof that God is NOT a woman.... :(

Well, Dweebs.... As much as this disappointed me, I really enjoyed this little research. I wish I was this smart while doing my freaken homework!

Here is the ehow link if you want to read some more about the subject:
http://www.ehow.com/about_4778100_male-thongs.html#ixzz2iqaUz0Ij

Here's a link in case you wanna keep your junk in place, Boys:
http://www.nextag.com/Men-thongs/stores-html

Aaaaannnnd..... Here is a link for you men to go on if you are thinking of buying a thong:
http://www.hrc.org/campaigns/coming-out-center

Toodles!
 
-Ely <3

Bitstrips.....

Yo, what's up with all these "Bitstrips"????

IDK about you, but I LOVE THEM!!!! Hahaha!

Dude, don't hate on them just cause people don't add you in them or cause you're too stupid to figure them out. They are hilarious!!!!! Honestly I'm getting tired of making them, but that doesn't mean I should rant about people who still post them. PLEEEAAASE, go ahead!!!! Make my daaaayyyy!!! Hahaha!

Anywho, embrace the "Bitstrips",  people.... If you don't want to, delete everyone and be a lonely fuck like you should be.

Toodles! :D
 
-Ely <3